Chairman Meow and Cat Benatar

hairandglasses:

“Drop the beat, Skrillex!”

But Skrillex doesn’t drop the beat. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed.

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“Drop the beat, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”

(Source: hairandbrokenglasses)

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

(Source: qatu)

wonder-mechanic:

reblog if you think the girl on the left is just as beautiful as the girl on the right

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big.
— 出典:'Baby Got Back' passes the Bechdel Test

(Source: battlestardidactica)

finnharris:

Snapchat is seriously so important. 

(Source: finnharris)

missanniehall:

Galaxy Quest (1999)

I had originally not wanted to see Galaxy Quest because I heard that it was making fun of Star Trek. Then Jonathan Frakes rang me up and said ‘You must not miss this movie! See it on a Saturday night in a full theater.’ And I did, and of course I found it was brilliant. Brilliant. No one laughed louder or longer in the cinema than I did. - Patrick Stewart